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I was flanked in the pool by an extremely aggressive patron i believe was named Givavvoni, he told me he would sue me and that his career was on the line. I think he said he was an ice cream man, but this is currently unverified, he was indignant about my insistence that ice cream is a source of protein. He grabbed me by the trunks and began to frisk me saying I had stole business from him by undercutting the market with cheap gelato. He then began to cram Rennies down my throat claiming I couldn't swim with heartburn depsite me being in the pool for over 45 minutes at this point, he then kept insisting this was the fast lane and that I was interupetting his backstroke. He told me we were distant releatives and I felt a pang of shock as I am just a holidymaker and the thought of meeting an unmet cousin while on holiday is startling, especially one as aggressive as Givavvoni. Later on when I got over the intial shock of our altercation he began to follow me in the streets at which point I phoned the fire birgade as I am not local and sometimes get numbers mixed up, The kind men of the fire service actually performed a citzens arrest after knocking him off his feet with a powerful jet of water. The police where busy with another call so the local dog pound locked him in a kenel, at this point he was snarling at everyone like a rabid dog and I feared for my lineage if I could be related to such a beast. Otherwise a pleasant day out a lovely relaxing swim.